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Jun 13 07
[OiTNB] prison blues
I wondered why it was so... quiet, in the outside world today. It wasn't until I read this post that it really started to sink in. It's spreading. Fast. Everywhere. No one is safe.

Worried? Maybe.

Shocked? A little.

Panic? Uh... duh.

I better go have a chat with my grandpa. I was little squicked when he showed up (he was mumbling and walking kinda funny) and it never occured to me to ask why the hell he was here when he sort of died a few years ago.

*scratches head*

I hope he takes the subtle, "GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE!" hint well. I don't wanna get bit.

ETA: Yeah. So. I got bit. It's itchy.

*eyetwitch*

ETA2: nailedcasket and I have teamed up in an evil alliance of royalty. What's that? You want to stop us? *laughs mechanically* NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE EVIL ARMY OF BITCHES, YO.

I suggest you run. Far and fast.
Comments 
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
DUDE. I cannot read these sorts of things because I think it's real (luckily I went back to the absolute main post or I would be so freakin' right now and asking my dad why the hell we aren't locking the doors).

But, on the other hand, HAH. What a good idea. :)
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
RUN! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Grandpa bit me! And.. it's... ngh...

Lock your doors. Do it now. We're coming.

;)
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
OH NOEZ!!!1!!!/! *hides under her chair*
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
I... it... you... that...

RUUUUUUN!!! That chair won't save you, trust me!!!

*twitches*

What's that... smell...?
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
EEP!!! *locks self in cubby hole under stairs* I've got a gun, will a gun work, oh God, tell me a gun will work!!
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
Oh fuck yeah! I'm totally doing this! :P
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
DEAR GOD, SAVE ME! IT ITCHES!!

(Awesome, btw! ♥)
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
I WISH I COULD SAVE YOU BUT IF I DO YOU MIGHT EAT ME!

I will survive! *breaks out in song* :P
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
YOU'RE TOO LATE, I'VE BEEN TURNED.

OH CRAP.

You smell nice.
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
You're a zombie now?! *faints*

Wait, wtf am I laying on the floor for? *gets up and runs*
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
Yesss.

I can still smell you. You're not running fast enough.

*drags leg and walks slowly after you, muttering gibberish and drooling*
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
You crack me up. DUDE. Email addy. I wanna send you the frist chapter of my fiiiiiiiiiiiiic.
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
I try. ;)

Email - smartaleck494x@yahoo.com

I can't wait to read this!

*scratches*

You might wanna run first, though. ;)
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
I am not gullible just because I am blonde!
Jun 14 07 (UTC)
Uh huh. Suuuuure.

Don't look now! nailedcasket is right behind you!

*smirks evilly*

We gotcha now.
Jun 14 07 (UTC)
I emailed you a chapter of my fic. GO READ. And reply. Faster it gets done, the faster I can post.
Jun 14 07 (UTC)
Okay, okay, I'm reading. Heh. :P

And I'm being totally serious. Look behind you.

Don't believe me?

Okay then. Have fun joining our army of bitches on the Dark Side. ;)
Jun 13 07 (UTC)
LOL! I actually thought something happened like birds flu or something *headdesk*

Jun 13 07 (UTC)
Nope. Just your run-of-the-mill zombie outbreak. ;)

Run. Now. Or else.
Jun 14 07 (UTC)
Oh my god. Seriously I was reading someone else's post and it was like really detailed and terrifying sounding. I TOTALLY BELIEVED IT and started screaming at my parents to turn the news on and they wouldn't and we got into a huge fight b/c I was like YOU FUCKS THERE'S ZOMBIES! lmao.
Jun 14 07 (UTC)
Oh man, that made me giggle! Poor you!!

Fortunately for you (and your parents) it's just a bunch of crazy insane people spreading the plague. :P

*giggles*
Jun 14 07 (UTC)
*sigh* AGAIN?!

*gets great-grandma's Winchester out from under the bed and loads it*

Got way too much crap to do tonight already...
Jun 14 07 (UTC)
Pfft.

You think that gun's gonna help you? We've got REAL Winchesters. And Jo joined up, too. You don't wanna fuck with team zombie!Harwin.

Would you really shoot your perverted friend? Honestly?

Don't make me go all pissedoff!zombie on your ass, bitch.

*looks sad and distant and starts drooling*
Jun 14 07 (UTC)
Um so..yeah...is it totally sad that I nearly fell for that? seriously my heart stopped when I went to that original post..then I read the comments on your journal and clicked it was a joke.




I hate my gullible level. <_<
Jun 14 07 (UTC)
Heeee! I'm sure you're not the only one who fell for it. ;)
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